Me: Hey, Liz, would you like to be a firefighter?
Liz: Nah. That doesn’t sound like a fun job.
Me: Why not?
Liz: Well, climbing a ladder…worrying about falling off…kind of scary. And then you might have to do a fire, and that’s scary too and it might burn you…and what else do they do?
Me: Help the paramedics on medical calls. You’d have to lift heavy patients.
Liz: Oh. Well then I’d have to be strong. I want to be giant strong, so I could snap a tree.
Me: Twin Bro wants to know if you’d do his physics homework.
Me: It’s about light and velocity and mass, do you understand those things?
Liz: No. But that’s okay, because homework is about learning.
Liz: MOM MOM MOM!! WATCH SPONGEBOB! HE HAS THE POWER OF ROCK N ROLL AND IT MAKES HIM HAVE A DIFFERENT VOICE THAT’S SO COOL!!
Me: I know. I like this episode, I watch it all the time with you.
Liz: BUT IT IS STILL SO COOL!
Liz: I’m a magical princess and I’m mixing up a potion to make all the things happy! You should ask me what things are in it.
Me: Okay. Does it have roses?
Me: What about kittens? Does it have kittens?
Me: What do the kittens think about that?!
Liz: Well. They like it. The potion makes everything happy and everything awesome so the kittens like to be in it even though they get wet.
Me: Cool. What else is in there?
Liz: A rainbow. I putted it in with my magic. And Don’t Stop Believin’ is in there too.